I can't take your money today.

If you don't want free stuff, don't open this.

Five free audits up for grabs

I've never published a price list that goes up before. It feels strange.

I broke 412 of my own pages and didn't notice

Physician, heal thyself. Or at least crawl thyself.

I cut 600 checks down to 100 for you

The other 500 are my problem, not yours.

Nobody reads your page. They read one paragraph of it.

Sorry about your favourite article.

You can't email OpenAI to fix it

Sam Altman doesn't care about you... yet?

Dead internet theory isn't a theory anymore

Send me your blog

Reply to this email. I'll give you two months of social posts.

One blog in. 100 posts out.

You've already lost if you only talk about it once.

I broke my collarbone and built you a calculator

The CTR model you're using is wrong. And I went through 80 studies to prove it.

I disappeared for 29 days...

You can tell the search party to go home. I'm back.

The annual stack update is here

The software we use to run Penfriend. And what we're changing.